Why Guys Play Sports

1. Athletes get "Laid". - 22%

2. To legally hurt people - 17%

3. To gain dad's respect - 14%

4. To compare penis size in shower - 11%

5. Inspiration from sporting heroes - 9%

6. You get to drink beer - 8%

7. Trophies  - 7%

8. To escape life - 5%

9. To have one's name on shirt - 4%

10. To prove their not gay - 2%

11. Friendly competition - 1%